I AM DESIRED BY THE OPPOSITE SEX!!!

HElllloooooo people of the internet! I have been watching Vlogbrother videos for a very long time so if my words start to resemble their speech patterns you can guess why. Also words will be used that I may or may not fully comprehend their definitions.

So my mom and I drove several hours to the top of our state to visit with her sister and my cousins. She had a business seminar party thing to go to and I got to stay with my aunt. She was doing stuff and buying stuff for me for an early present because im always at camp and never see her during my birthday time. We got a massive breakfast at Huddle house then went horseriding at this petting zoo(don't get me started on how the animals were treated but lets just say id love to have a helicopter that could carry cages to the animals' rightful location) I got a necklace with a tiger even though the tiger was not there but instead a lion was asleep cuddling a big blue ball to it's chest in the cutest way ever and a bird that can very loudly imitate a siren in your ears.
Then our journey took us to Chuck E cheese where we played air hockey about 8 times before realizing that my cousin manages to cheat at it and is a scumbag. then we played Guitar hero for an hour until these other teens wanted a turn. I've only played GH a few times in my life and so I'm not very good. My cousin has set records and couldn't stop bragging about it. He would stay on his favorite song(talk dirty to me) until I could beat him and then he'd let me pick a song(yellow by coldplay <3 which I just turned on my youtube)

We were planning on going to this pottery painting place after CEC but after seeing our current obsession my aunt had a brilliant idea. She'd take my cousin to use his money on guitar hero and then drop us off at home to play it while she went furniture shopping.

We learned in this time that gamestop does not have the guitars in store, that's only available online which would not do. Then they recommended us to this hole in the wall gamestore that's only in this town and we went over and that's where it happened.

Hole in the wall or not, the place was cool. Well stocked and with good testing games set up to play :3
The guy behind the counter had blue hair. Like Matthew lush when his hair was blue blue. My aunt went and asked him to turn around so she could see it. He said the people around him call him Sonic the hedgehog for it which is a cool nickname but that's not the shade his hair was at all :P
Then there were a few dudes just enjoying the safety of being around fellow nerds in a world of anti-nerds. I looked around, spotted Supernatural and -squeeeee- Nikita and started scouring the aisles for any anime that wasn't Dragonball(I can watch that online).
One of the dudes was talking about supernatural and I sorta got defensive like no sam and dean are mine you can have season 1 cuz im trying to buy season 2 and I sorta weaseled my way over and snatched It off the shelf so they couldn't buy it before I did. I grabbed nikita too even knowing I wouldn't be able to get it because my aunt wouldn't buy it with such a lewd disk cover -_- shame on you people for making the dvd box much sexier than the show is and ruining a girls chance of buying it.
Soo anway the Sonic guy had to get down in this filefolder and find the actual disks and the fellow nerds all noticed. My aunt hadn't seen any supernatural and when they heard this they all fanboyed trying to make her love it. Telling her about all the things the boys fight and she asked me if mom would hate her for buying me this. I told her kinda so lets keep it a secret present please. And the guys heard present and started asking if its my birthday and joking about being younger than they were and one guy said he'd be twenty in a month and they asked how old I would be and I said 16 in a few months. That's when he perked up. It was hard to ignore how he was staring but I succeeded in inspecting every inch of the aisles instead while we all talked. I mentioned that they had Nikita too and I swear he squealed "they have nikita here!!?!?" and I laughed and said yeah and ran over and he held it like most people would an Olympic trophy(do Olympics get trophies or medals I don't remember) or a nun holds a bible. We started talking about Nikita and Alex and Birkhoff and how evil Amanda is and my aunt said he was falling harder and harder and harder. my little six year old cousin was playing one of the set up games and I went over to help him but he didn't want help he just wanted to mash buttons and a few of the other guys were playing with him when it happened.
The nikita fanboy said this.
him "so are you single?"
me "sort of." (I like someone but we're not together for various reasons)
him "sort of? I need a definite yes or no."
me "no."
him "wanna go out?"
me "no."
him "why not?"
me "because I live five hours away" (this tidbit saved me from informing him that in exactly one month his interest in me would be considered pedophilic)
him "where do you live?"
me "[insert name of city here]"
him "seriously? I used to live there."
me *skeptical* "uh huh, sure."
him "yeah seriously! I lived in [insert town miles away from my house]
me "so what are you doing here?"
him "I'm training with the army up here."
me "Well one more reason why we're not gonna work out."
him "what?"
me "I don't date soldiers."
him "why's that?"
me "everyone will die but the chances of me ending up losing my guy is upped a lot by going into war and I'm not putting myself through that."
him. "okay,good point."
after that I was really grateful that he didn't try to changemy mind or convince me that long distance dating is an option, he just dropped it and accepted that we will just fangirl/boy together in this small store. And that's what we did. We talked bands and movies and games and series that ripped our hearts out. Then it was time to go and it was only in the car that I realized we never exchanged our names. Wow just wow. I kinda wish I'd kept in contact and known his name but it's too late now. sigh.

In the car I was pretty frickin proud of myself for being desirable but my family would not let me gloat. My cousin learned that he asked me out and laughed the whole way home that someone so ugly would ask me out. My cousin that girls literally fight over, king of sports and general cocky jock perfection.
I told him he was not ugly! He wasn't as cute as the guy I like but he wasn't ugly. I guess I should explain his looks.
Black hair, dark eyes very much like a puppy, cute face. Tall, slimly muscular under baggy nerd-who-stays-at-home-playing clothes. The only thing were his teeth. Obscenely crooked and bucktoothed and generally atrocious and-according to my evil family- laughable.
I got super defensive of him because it's just rude for them to want me to turn him down over teeth. Truthfully after a little whle of Supernatural chatting I didn't even notice them and that was not at all the reason I turned him down.  Frankly i'm not a supermodel and it'd be awful to judge someone for appearance like that. Everyone has a hamartia(fatal flaw) but this isn't one. A really awesome person except for his teeth. Nope. I aint that stupid.

But yeah. LAter on my aunt kinda hinted that she wished I'd been asked out by the black guy who was in the room too. No one can say she's racist at least. A jerk-possibly. And raising a jerk. To be honest I didn't even notice that the black guy was attractive, he was showing no interest in me and I was busy staring at everything except the guy staring at me.  But yeah. It's been 24 hours since then and my mom said she wondered what would've happened if i'd agreed to go out with him and so now my brain is swimming in scenarios ugh!

But regardless of it all I am super happy. I don't get asked out, or complimented or looked at often so having him ask was pretty nice ^_^
I've got a class tomorrow and I've decided to treat myself. As reward for being desireable I will wear my cutest monster pjs to class and all day long whooo! :D

Now its 11pm and I'm going to enjoy Supernatural season 2 with my headphones. I'll be back tomorrow or the next day to tell you all about the books I've read and suggest to others and warn others never to read. Toodles poodles!