sooooo i watched The wolverine tonight. the one with him going to japan. yeah. i watched it on viooz and -half of the movie was japanese with no subtitles. And I translated it. Accurately. And I've been patting myself on the back for four hours now. This is the biggest achievement in my life and ive never been so giddy about something before ohmygosh!!!!!! 99.99% OF THE VIEWERS ARE LIKE DUDE I DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE PLOTTING ITS NOT IN ENGLISH! BUT NOT ME! NOOO WE BEAT THEM! WE KNEW THE PLOTS AND THE DRAMA THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES! HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT?! I HAD NO IDEA I WAS CAPABLE OF THAT, JUST AT THE BEGINNING IM TEXTING AND I HEAR SOMETHING AND IM LIKE OH I CAN TRANSLATE THAT, IT MEANS [WHATEVER] AND THEN A FULL MOVIE LATER IM LIKE.. WHOA. NO WAY. I DID NOT. OHMYGOSH I DID! HOLY FRICKIN CRAP NO WAY! OHMYGOSH! I JUST DID THAT! I TRANSLATED AN ENTIRE BLOODY MOVIE! OHMYGOSH I AM THE COOLEST KID IN THE ENTIRE FRICKIN WORLD HOLY FRICKIN CRAP WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! BEAT THAT LOSERS WHO SAY ANIME IS STUPID! WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING WOLVERINE AND STARING BLANKLY AT THE SCREEN DONT COME CRYING TO ME! OR DO, AND BRING MONEY. I DONT TRANSLATE FOR FREE. ^______^ SO HAPPY OHMYGOHS. HEEHEE. IT PAYED THE FRICK OFF! BOOOOOOO TO THE YAH! WHOOO!
okay. im good. im calm.... ^_^ no I'm not. Teehee!!
okay so- amazing movie. wow. incredible. best movie in years when it comes to plot and graphics. especially a marvel one. we watched thor-20 minutes of it- the other day and the plot was not there and the villians looked like they came straight over from the power rangers set. Wolverine had- first of all hughe jackman. second of all- epic japanese women who REPRESENT! third of all-hot ninja who looks like he should be in a boyband. probably is.
then there's the villians. you may have noticed-villians matter to me. without a good villian the movie kills itself. same with books. this one.... the villians were epic. we hated them! they were so good at accting bad!!!! the good guys were pretty/hot/sexy(male and female) and the fighting scenes had you cringing at how wonderfully violent it was! the plot made sense, even the twists all made sense at the end. nothing was left to question by the end. it wasn't too sexual- except walking in on a bad fiance and his hookers. he went out a window so it was okay. the cussing was insane. D, several B, four F(that i heard), A, S, and the word cock which is a cuss word around here. (i watched pewdiepie with my dad and he was totally cool with cussing in swedish and english. but add cock and "ohh whoa livia turn that off thats real, real bad cussing!" -_- mataku.)
The comedy was good, the fanservice of hughe jackman's abs(and his dead girlfriends boobs) was there but not enough that you get tired of it. i mean. come on. its hughe jackman. there was one scene where the girl was like OGLING him and he said something smartypantsish and you could tell she wasnt hearing a word. just hearing the muscles. om nom nom. delish. mmm mm mm!!! o_o you didnt hear that. its your mind playing tricks on you. nope. i said nothing about wanting to eat him up. not at all. *cough*
so yah. amazing movie. best superhero movie ever. like ever ever ever.
moving on to anime(that amazing wonderful creation that turned me into a frickin translator like a boss)
natsume yuujinchou. natsume and the book of friends. so i watched the first episode ages back. looked good but i was out of the habit of finishing anime so i didnt. then last night im derping on youtube and end up on an anime reviewer chick(12 days of anime thing) talking about how she adores that anime and she choked up about how good it was and stuff and i was just like whoa. so i rewatch it. im on episode two and its already made me cry. So sweet, so tender, so pure. The cast is fantastic. Natsume is a kid who's suffered much and has put up walls to keep his heart safe. he's truly caring and kind but he hides behind snarky words so as not to get involved. Nyanko-sama is serious at times but he's a fluffy cat so you can't quite take it seriously. He's so Tsundere(you're wrong! it-its not as if i i like you or anything! idiot! <- that type of person. I'm tsundere) I love the voice actors. I was listening to one of the youkai and it was just- you could tell they didnt acceept the first person to walk in teh door and audition. the voices fit even the most insignificant characters absolutely flawlessly. The art is magical in its simplicity. like something you'd see in a childhood storybook with watercolor paintings portraying the story. giving just enough but all that you could ever need. i love super detailed stuff but this didnt require it. and keep in mind im just at episode 2-3 by the end of tonight- and im in love. With natsume- the character that has gone through soo much and is still so tender that you cant help but wishing him happiness. i feel that with a lot of characters but this was different. you feel what you see him experiencing. it captures the viewer like nothing ive ever seen and you're caught hook line and sinker.
okay so i just tried to stretch out and realized that both of my arms.. i cant straighten eihter of them. i have no idea whats happening but it hurts so bad it feels like my muscles are stretched to their limits and its so painful it hurts all the way into my fingers each time i try to straighten waht is happening ohmygosh!
okay get a load of this conversation
moose:
moose: I'll tell you the story of my turtle:
I once had two small turtles. They lived in an aquarium for years. One night, one of them escaped for God knows how! We were panicking we looked for it for days. A few weeks later, We found it under the refrigerator. Well, basically we found its shell. Empty. With red ants all around it.
me: all aboard the feels train! first stop hatred of ants! second stop- tearville!
moose: wahahaha! btw, that turtle's name is George
me: screw you george. i didnt wanna cry tonight -_-
her: George was an evil little turtle. He kills the other small fishes, so we had him seperated in another aquarium with another turtle xD
me: so he wasnt a vegetarian! you think he deserves death by the slowest eating ever because of it?! ants are slow ohmygosh!!! @_@ curse you moose the platypus for making me think of this.
please tell me im not the only one scarred by that.
okay so im on youtube and i find- the best amvs EVER ohmygosh. i dont care if you never click a single link i put on here. click these. please. you wont regret it.
this
and this
yes
warning f bomb
and now i leave at 2am to go watch netsuke then go sleep later peps!
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