nerd's new discovery!!!!! lots of teen titans, lots of ohmygosh srsly?!, lots of CAPS LOCK, lots of gifs. mostly gifs. Aaand then a little stuff tacked on at the end that you might actually care about

so im derping on google when someehow i end up on mulan. then i end up on mushu.(in case you cant tell im on a laptop and too lazy to capitolize anything. deal with it.)

and im just laughing at gifs and what i translate them to be. for example:

When A) a girl sees a football player in all his padding then he takes it off and he's skinnier than mushu 
           B) a girl is wearing a pushup bra when her boobs are really smaller than an ant butt(idek)

And so yeah. one of my hobbies ever since i found the internet is googling random stuff and this time im gonna take you down the path of evil with me. This is your last chance to escape.

When I'm trying so hard to write and finally think I've got something.

When I'm trying to look cool with someting i say and my brain is just like lol nope you gonna look a fool instead!

when i get told (not exact quote) Oh you like anime? so you like the gay porn drawings?
me: Anime! not yaoi! i dont do dat tongue thing!

Then theres this one and I can't come up with a relatable post(comment if you have one. or if you dont. or if you do! :D) but I just cant stop staring at it and laughing on the in side.

Then I end up back on just Mulan and im like oooh so pretty! she has so much good fanart im so proud of these guys!!!

Oooh theres that amazing lady who was in that movie that im basing my book off of!!!!

And then

I come across something that I had not prepared my heart for.

. . . . . . o.e (eyetwitch)   
What. Did I just see? ......?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! @O@OHMYGOSH WHAT?! WHUT!?!?! MULAN AND JIM!? MY TWO FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTERS....TOGETHER?! IT MAKES SENSE! HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS SOONE- NO! NO GIRL GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! MULAN HAS SHANG. OHMYGOSH SHANG! MULAN YOU UNGRATEFUL SKANKY GEISHA!!!!! OHMYGOSHHHHHHH!!!!

And no matter how much i tried to stop myself... i googled Mulan and Jim.

This is my face while looking at it

WHEN SUDDENLY

:v :V :O :C unacceptable! Jimbo have you left even one girl for their prince?!

AND THEN IT GETS WORSE

AWWWW HECK NAW!! ALADIN GET YOUR EYES OFF HER BOOBS! THEY'RE NON EXISTENT AND YOU WONT SETTLE FOR LESS THAN A E CUP SO DONT PLAY WITH THIS MARRIED GIRL'S FEELINGS!!!
MARRIED.... OHMYGOSH RASHA!

GET YOUR STRIPED BUTT OVER HERE AND TAKE THIS STREET RAT BACK TO HIS GIRL!

HE HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!

OKAY NOW BACK TO JIM. THERES JUST NO END OF IT!

AWW THIS IS CUTE!

THEN I SEE THIS AND IM REMINDED HOW I NEVER LIKED LITTLE MISS NEVER SATISFIED.

AND HOW MY BEAUTIFUL ADORABLE SWEET JIMBO DESERVES FAAAR BETTER!
IF SHE HAD A DIFFERENT PERSONALITY I THINK SHE'D BE PERFECT WITH HIM. BUT NO. HER AS HER IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.... BUT THEY HAVE THE CUTEST FANART OHMYGOSH AWWWW!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHH DANG YOU FANART!!! QUIT THIS CRAP I AM TRYING TO NOT SHIP THESE TWO FROM HERE TO TIMBUCKTWO! AUGHHH!! DX
THAT DOES IT GOOGLE SOMETHING ELSE!

OHHHHMYGOSH JIM BALTO AND----DANGIT GOOGLE SOMETHING ELSE!

melody and jimmy? awwwwwww that one fits i like that----

....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOOK AT TAT! HIS FACE! SHE'S LIKE CRYING CUZ SHE DIDN'T GET THE SHOES SHE WANTED AND HE'S JUST LIKE UGH WHEN CAN I FLY AWAY FROM HERE YOU OVERDRAMATIC FISH? XD XD XD

OH GOSH NEVERMIND I CANT SHIP THEM XD

OKAY LETS KEEP GOING.

JIM AND JASMINE? LOL NOPE.

JIM AND MEG? NUH UH. HERC IS HER MAN ALL THE WAY, NO CHANCE OF HER STRAYING.

JIM AND TANGLED CHICK?! NOOOOO NONONONONO ABSOLUTELY NOT!

JIM AND ALICE OR JIM WITH WHATSHERFACE FROM PETER PAN. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS HER NAME? OH NEVERMIND.

JIMBO AND HIS OWN MOM? YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?

JIM AND BELLE? NOPE SHE LIKES THE MISUNDERSTOOD BULLIED TYPE.

JIM AND....NAMELESS MERMAID? OH SHE HAS A NAME! ARISTA. HMMM I HAVE NO OPINION ON HER SO....

JIM AND CINDY? NOPE.

JIM AND ALADIN AAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOO!

EWWWWWW JAFAR AND ARIEL? I KNEW I NEVER LIKED HER! SOMETHING WAS ALWAYS JUST SO.. FISHY ABOUT HER. (HAHAHA.. YES I KNOW. *SULKS IN EMO CORNER)

JIMBO AND LILO?! EWWWWWWWW YOU SICK SICK PEOPLE! JIM! BOY I WILL WHACK YOU WITH A SPOON YOU DIRTY PEDO!


i should probably give y'all's poor eyes a break from the caps huh? Sorry bout dat.

Jim and tarzan's girl? Jane? yeah her. Hahahaha no. We don't need anyone going banana's over a bad girl here. Stop it Maeko. Okay. This is too much.

TO SUM THIS UP: JIMBO WITH MAYBE ARISTA, MAYBE MELODY IF SHE DIDN'T WHINE SO MUCH(SHE GOT IT FROM HER MOMMA) AND NO MATTER HOW I PROTEST I ADORE THE FANART WITH HIM AND ARIEL SO NOW I WANT TO WRITE THOSE TWO TOGETHER AND CHANGE EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE ABOUT HER AND JUST USE HER FACE.

hahaha this song sounds like he's screaming that he wants the lice. what song is this? Break Me Down by Red. haha i love them but wow, he wants the lice. now that is true love at its....least sanitary XD

the whole time i looked all this up i was talking to a friend(i mentioned him recently, i dont remember what i nicknamed him so he's just a friend until i remember again) and saying how Jim with all these married women is like Jinx going for Beast Boy when clearly she is Kid Flash's! And anyway if she went for anyone else besides Kid it would be Cyborg not BB!

If you don't get this i feel bad for you, you might've had a very sad childhood. Or just didn't obsess over Teen Titans. One of the two.

BTW there's very little good art with Jinx and KF(lol KFC XD) so here's pretty much the only art there is.

hmmm... actually. whoa. what!? duuude theres good fanart now! -SQUEEEL!-

Seriously guys you don't know how big a deal this is. Jinx and kid flash had zero decent drawings for so long i gave up hope. amazing fanfictions(ive read every one of them) but no art. and then i go and theres like a frickin boatload of beautiful art!!!

And now some Legend of Korra gifs just cuz.

When I found out there was an Avatar sequel coming out I was the most excited I've ever been about anything. My whole family was. Anyone with my dad's last name or my mom's maiden name, male or female young or old happy or bitter was looking forward to this(im exagerating in case you cant tell..but it really was huge). It was as crazy as when people went nuts for the Royal Wedding *throws up a bit in mouth*. Huge deal. We couldn't wait to find out what happened to Zuko's mom. We were so excited. Then it came on and..... huge letdown. But now I'm planning on rewatching it, possibly tonight :P because- eh. it didn't give us what we wanted but it was well done, it was funny and it has a cool plot.


So yeah. If you survived this send me a comment. IF you're dead from such an intense nerd nirvana(or the shock that i used that word) send me a comment from the other side... or the nothingness that comes next or whatever you see when you die :) .

OH! Here's something you might actually care about! I'm not going to win NANOWRIMO this year. It's the 18th and i've gotten a single chapter-a horrible chapter-written.  I swear the moment I want to sit and type there's power outages, wifi failures, sick parents to care for, houses to clean, church stuff, basketball, more homework than i could imagine... the list goes on and on.

I'm really upset because i wanted to so bad this year... but i dont stand a chance now. But fear not my cute little minions! I will not quit Eve or Eve 2. I think one of them, if not both are going to be what I'm going to finally finish and hell freezing over couldn't stop me from pushing towards that. I think I could've done the nanowrimo this year if not for all the chaos so I'm not giving up hope. There's always next year!!!! Anyway peeps its 2 am and I'm gonna head off. I apologize for the mind rotting amount of gifs but its been one of those horrendous weekends and i really needed to just delve into a fictional world to escape this sucky thing called reality.

ugh i just realized its monday tomorrow. not only monday....monday morning. *shudders*

lol nope. I'm calling in sick, I'm so emotionally drained and physically pained that i could pull off saying that and it not being a lie. or i could just lie. either one.no. stop girl you are a good girl quit that!

aaaaanyways I'm out peeps! Love you random internet people!

GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT!


(insert random awesome links of awesomeness below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Rdc4eYE_A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZUYOCzvF_w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRTlT3DEydU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAT6xkr3apc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GQsD0KGC8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0FCo6bmLM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGqxf86cZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1tfQBMgF1U

Each of these are completely different and i recommend clicking them all(then commenting). or even leave out the part  thats in parenthesis and just watch. trust me, you'll enjoy them. or dont trust me. if you have trust issues then dont trust me, and still click them all. thank you love you goodnight world!

1am five second fury(skip it if you want)

Okay its been a rough day and to keep from getting too personal on this thing where I'm talking to strangers who probably dont give a crap I'll leave it at this.

Got on my old roleplay site for the first time in ages and got a message from an old friend. only.... she has a new online name. one i used in a roleplay and when she showed how much she adored it i asked her quite politely not to steal.

For those nonwriters out there let me explain.

OC=Original Character. When a name you plan on using in a published book gets taken- its kinda a big deal. I mean I know i should've known better to even put it where humans could see it... but i trusted her and i never expected her to take it. This is probably gonna sound really stupid to everyone but its kinda a big deal to me and its frustrating as all get out. Thats like getting a company product stolen. like doctor pepper stealing cokes secret recipe. coke has its ingredients on the back so it is slightly possible but theres a kind of taboo line that even rivals-and especially close friends- are able to spot. doesnt mean they dont try... but still.  Ah forget it, that reference was stupid. Long story short- it doesnt matter to any of yall but its a huge thing to me and now what do i say when shes spreading my "product" around as her own?! SIIIIGHHHH forget it, forget it. Just nevermind. Goodnight america, and every other amazing place that somehow finds interest in this madness of a blog. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

All the whacky stuff that's happened 'round here... it's a miracle I'm alive.

So you know  how the story i'm writing is about a girl getting grabbed and sold into sex trafficking? Well.... I think that almost happened to me a few weeks back.

-scoffs- Geez.. all this stuff... I told mom I'd make a list of the potentially life threatening things that have happened and tell her once i've moved out and she has no way to lock me up and never let me leave the house.

So it was just another day. I finished school and was derping on the computer when there's a really firm, loud knocking at the door. First rule of home alone: don't open the door unless you've got a gun or the house is boobytrapped to be a death trap(which ours is but we still don't open the door)

Usually when someone comes I'm just like "Meh no worries just ignore them and they'll go away" This time I instantly got chills, I sit there waiting, expecting them to go away. I wait, wait, there's no noise so i just go back to whatever I was doing. Only then do they knock again. This time I stand up and slip to my room and grab my three most lethal knives. I look around the hallway and through our stained glass door I can see a man.  As I look he's turning and walks away. I duck to the kitchen and look out-without moving the blinds at all.
 It's a mailman and there's a box in his hand. 

We've been waiting on a package for almost a month to come, and it would be just about that size. I am just about to open the door when I feel like I should stop and look again. I go back to the window and take in the details.

•  His uniform is a lighter shade than our dark navy postal guy uniforms
• You know how if you look in the mail truck there's papers and boxes everywhere in the front? There was nothing. The only noticeable box was the one he was holding. 
• The mailtruck is hand painted. It's barely noticeable but the paint is definetly not done like a normal mailtruck. The stenciled symbol for the postoffice wasn't right and the red and blue lines weren't straight, like someone with a jerky hand had painted it. 

•  he was calling someone. I could hear him, he was saying they aren't here, should I leave it or......?  He would've been trained what to do, just leave the package leaning against the door. I know they do that here because we've gotten packages since we've moved and thats what they did. 
• And lastly, the one thing that made me certain something was off: the dog wasn't barking. She barks and growls and acts all tough around everyone. The only time she hasn't barked at a person on the property was when a robber was outside my window.  We knew he was there because she was scared and like literally tip toeing around the house. She was doing that again this day. 

 It made me think of the ice cream truck that when kids went out there got grabbed. Stuff like that and I waited for him to leave. He finally did and I convinced myself if he came back then it was real. It's been four weeks and there's been no sign of them. And we found out that that package hadn't been put in the mail until two weeks after this happened.

 The moral of the story? Trust no one. No but seriously- don't go to the door.  you can google fake mailman and find several guys that robbed ladies and stuff... just don't do it






On to other news: I read a fanfiction yesterday where the girl had a comb that was a knife and I'm scouring the web for anything resembling it. So far i've found Percy Jackson knife(except this one writes and stabs!) pens. Also some pepper spray that looks like lip stick.  ooh wait here it is!

Every girl needs this I think.


Later peeps, be safe!

Substitutes, Sucky Dances, Silence and Scary Scenes

I'm gonna label every change of topic in here so if you don't want to read you can skip.... or get off my blog. Either one. 

 Church stuff

We got a substitute in Seminary today! Our normal lady is teaching english as a second language two towns over and so we get this lady for a few weeks. 

The normal teacher and me don't quite get along; We disagree and she's the type of the person that doesn't think it's possible to live in harmony if we aren't completely agreeing.

This lady though; one of the kids called her a shrink because she sat there and asked us to interpret stuff instead of running around the room and shouting and only seeing one answer as correct. I like both methods but this change is pretty cool! She was quoting History, her hubby is a teacher apparently and she said something about the Cold War and I was the only one that got it! She was like -shakes head in dissaproval- "Do y'all even have history?" and each kid had a different excuse and I'm just like "I'm homeschooled I have it and its my favorite class!!!" And she like loves me now!!!

Oh I wanted to say something real quick about this. Members of the LDS church-Mormons hear a lot of nonsense. "Do you have horns, how many moms do you have, do you eat your dads(yes someone went there) and one is "you hate anyone who isn't mormon right?" 

Today in Seminary we discussed how amazing Billy Graham is. He's an Evangelical preacher for those that don't know and we discussed how even members should really hear what he said. Another is Dani Johnson, she's a multimillionaire, a life coach, ect but one part of her is a preacher. I listen to her all the time, her understanding of the Bible is like no one else I've ever heard, members or not.

Had to point that out cuz I thought it was way cool. 

Suckiness

So this past Saturday was a big day.

 For months me and Lily have been planning it, it's a service project and afterward there's a dance. We haven't seen each other and when we do we're both spending time with our guys so our "Girltime" has been practically nonexistent. This time neither of the guys was going, she doesn't know many people in this area so it would just be me and her and me and her and we were soooo excited! Then at the last minute her guy is coming and I instantly knew things wouldn't happen like the plan.

The service project was good, there were several to choose from but we cleaned up an old, vandalized school. Then came the dance. I'll keep this short: The dance got taken over by 6-12 year olds, i wasn't going to ask anybody so I wasn't going to dance much. I got asked to dance 3 times and ditched in the middle of the song 3 times. The Dj was a jerk. Didn't get to hang with Lily half as much as I wanted. Had to babysit my cousin who I found out was bullying a little girl who shares my name, tried to talk to her and got screamed at in front of people that I was trying to make a good impression. It sucked on ice(whenever something is super good the only way to make it cooler is if its ON ICE!!! If it sucks On Ice then its pretty sucky :P), I came home and cried a little then passed out in mom's bed.

The ride there and back was cool though, I got to talk to the girls who I really didn't know much and it was fun learning about them and stuff. One girl, her family is a bunch of piano playing prodigies and I got to listen on her ipod to her brother's piece that he composed.  Girl in the Fireplace is what its called.  Whoa is all I've got to say. I could listen to that forever and not get tired of it. Gonna ask her if it's on itunes or if he gave it just to her. I don't see it anywhere... :(

Benny-booo! (idek)

Skyped for the first time in years the other day and last night I skyped again with... Benny. He will be known as Benny. Anyway, neither of our cameras would work so we just talked, he plays guitar in return for me singing(I feel bad for his ears) and all this fun stuff. He's really into tongue twisters and so I went to google(ofcourse) and found like a list of 500. There were a bunch where if your tongue slips you end up cussing, or saying fart or stuff like that and he just loved making me do those :P All except one I did successfully without swearing xD

The hardest one he did was this:

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?

Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write....

Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.

Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?

Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.

Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?

Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right.

AND HE SUCCEEDED!! I CAN'T EVEN READ IT WITHOUT MESSING UP AND HE JUST WENT ON AND ON AND ON!!!! 

This is probably weird but it's so refreshing doing this stuff. In a world where what matters most is Swag and how Gansta you can be it was so fun just messing around harmlessly. This is weird but my favorite sound is hearing a guy laugh, and what hurts me most is a guy crying. They try so hard to be strong, to be indifferent that when they open up, either happily or sad it's just the most powerful thing to me. It was probably no big deal to him, or any of my guy friends but I love it, it makes me smile ^^

Here is an example of a not-stupid person doing a stupid thing.

Me:Lalalala~ ooh i'm in the mood to look up tattoos. Ooh those are pretty, oh wow she's really pretty! *lightbulb* I know! Let me google Girls With Tattoos! What could possibly go wrong? *hits enter* AUGH MY EYES!!!!! DX IT BURNNNNNNSSSS!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3uhkrZpSE

Seriously can someone please inform them that being female AND having tattoos AND keeping clothes on is actually possible.  Hookers please stay on the porn sites, let the rest of the ladies with ink wear clothes and still look amazing. -sighhhhh- I should've known better.

Oh hey looking up tattoos resulted in finding Uhohbro's video Emo-geddon. This guy is hilarious XD He cusses way too much for me but I think he's pretty cool. Aaaaaaaaaand there's a commercial about people ripping off the Les Miserables soundtrack and singing I'D RATHER BE HIGH....

 Later peeps

 

 

Rant- you have been warned.

Okay in my experience birthdays are looked at in two ways.

A) It's just another day, you don't have to spend anything on me, its not a big deal quit treating me like a child!

B)I am the king/queen of the world you better have something big and expensive for me and you better act like my slave for the entire 24 hours!

There's never any in between. Real quick I'm going to address the first one.

Birthdays happen once a year. The day you were born, the day we were blessed with you coming into this world. The gifts are just a publicity thing, I don't care much about them. But its a day to celebrate you and-if I'm at that party or I call you/text you/draw and/or write something for you- then that means I'm grateful for you existing and I'm going to celebrate.  If you can't handle being hugged then suck it up. If you don't like my present tell me now so that my hard work isn't put in a trashcan. I'll take it home and keep it if you don't like it. But no matter what- rain or shine or burnt cake or mud on new shoes I am going to party like it's the last day on earth!


Okay, I'm calm now. ^^

On to another subject, I am 1646 words 9230 characters in to my Nanowrimo contest entry. 1600 out of 50,000. I gotta step it up or I'll be doomed! But it just so happens that EVERY THING IS GOING ON THIS MONTH AND IM SO BUSY OHMYGOSH! I have a full year of nothing to do and then the one month that i need everyone to shut their yappers and leave me be suddenly our schedule is full to the brim. I quit, I'm going to mars, see you at christmas. 

 

Skillet, Skrillex,Babies, Unicorns, and other various.....leavings

Did halloween suck for me? Uh huh. Did two days after Halloween suck? Mmmm that was 50 50. We will just talk about the one 50.

Church festival(not a festival its a chili cookoff, trunk or treat and sitting around in the parking lot) and...this is my first one to go with these people and I think I left an impression. It feels like they're liking me and being nicer now after I created THESE BAD BOYS!! BOOM BABEH!

Internet, this is Sam(tall one) Felix(medium one) and Edwardo(short one in the middle)
Dad did the lips and showed me how to spray the paint and did the blue but I did the rest :3 Also- you can thank him for the overalls looking like thongs.. I warned him to make them wider but.. you can see that that didn't happen. Anyway- everyone LOVED them,  I got most creative in the pumpkin making contest.

I'm rushing to go watch a Supernatural episode before I head to WEDDAY night church activities but let me just say

I NEED A NEW IPOD! I'm surprised it's lasted this long but that doesn't make it less frustrating.
Takes three days to charge, dies when its charging and i ahve to restart, dies when i use it at all, dies when i leave it sitting there... it's like a mother; you just can't satisfy them.  Well... a mother who's house is my jean butt pocket........ okay moving on.

I might have a babysitting job soon, fingers,toes and nosehairs crossed that that works out!

Does anyone else join Nanowrimo, get all pumped to write the 50k and then suddenly the entire world decides november is the month that everything is happening so that you can't concentrate on writing? UGHHHH FOCUS LIVI YOU MORON! THE WORLD DOES NOT EXIST OUTSide OF YOUR MIND AND YOUR FINGERS NOW TYPE TYPE TYPE~!!!!! AND QUIT EDITING IT! JUST WRITE ALREADY AND WORRY ABOUT DETAILS LATER YOU MORON!

 I listened to skillet today- i love skillet but I was hearing their song Rebirthing and NOTHINGN MAKES SENSE! Their songs usually have awesome meanings and stories behind them but this one... its just jumbled words and that is not what i am looking for in my christian rock.

i forgot everything else I wanted to say and Dean Winchester is calling my name so I bid thee farewell for now.