Monday, November 18, 2013

nerd's new discovery!!!!! lots of teen titans, lots of ohmygosh srsly?!, lots of CAPS LOCK, lots of gifs. mostly gifs. Aaand then a little stuff tacked on at the end that you might actually care about

so im derping on google when someehow i end up on mulan. then i end up on mushu.(in case you cant tell im on a laptop and too lazy to capitolize anything. deal with it.)

and im just laughing at gifs and what i translate them to be. for example:

When A) a girl sees a football player in all his padding then he takes it off and he's skinnier than mushu 
           B) a girl is wearing a pushup bra when her boobs are really smaller than an ant butt(idek)

And so yeah. one of my hobbies ever since i found the internet is googling random stuff and this time im gonna take you down the path of evil with me. This is your last chance to escape.

When I'm trying so hard to write and finally think I've got something.

When I'm trying to look cool with someting i say and my brain is just like lol nope you gonna look a fool instead!









when i get told (not exact quote) Oh you like anime? so you like the gay porn drawings?
me: Anime! not yaoi! i dont do dat tongue thing!


Then theres this one and I can't come up with a relatable post(comment if you have one. or if you dont. or if you do! :D) but I just cant stop staring at it and laughing on the in side.

Then I end up back on just Mulan and im like oooh so pretty! she has so much good fanart im so proud of these guys!!!



Oooh theres that amazing lady who was in that movie that im basing my book off of!!!!


And then

I come across something that I had not prepared my heart for.


. . . . . . o.e (eyetwitch)   
What. Did I just see? ......?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! @O@OHMYGOSH WHAT?! WHUT!?!?! MULAN AND JIM!? MY TWO FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTERS....TOGETHER?! IT MAKES SENSE! HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS SOONE- NO! NO GIRL GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! MULAN HAS SHANG. OHMYGOSH SHANG! MULAN YOU UNGRATEFUL SKANKY GEISHA!!!!! OHMYGOSHHHHHHH!!!!

And no matter how much i tried to stop myself... i googled Mulan and Jim.

This is my face while looking at it




WHEN SUDDENLY



:v :V :O :C unacceptable! Jimbo have you left even one girl for their prince?!

AND THEN IT GETS WORSE


AWWWW HECK NAW!! ALADIN GET YOUR EYES OFF HER BOOBS! THEY'RE NON EXISTENT AND YOU WONT SETTLE FOR LESS THAN A E CUP SO DONT PLAY WITH THIS MARRIED GIRL'S FEELINGS!!!
MARRIED.... OHMYGOSH RASHA!
GET YOUR STRIPED BUTT OVER HERE AND TAKE THIS STREET RAT BACK TO HIS GIRL!
HE HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!


OKAY NOW BACK TO JIM. THERES JUST NO END OF IT!

AWW THIS IS CUTE!
THEN I SEE THIS AND IM REMINDED HOW I NEVER LIKED LITTLE MISS NEVER SATISFIED.

AND HOW MY BEAUTIFUL ADORABLE SWEET JIMBO DESERVES FAAAR BETTER!
IF SHE HAD A DIFFERENT PERSONALITY I THINK SHE'D BE PERFECT WITH HIM. BUT NO. HER AS HER IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.... BUT THEY HAVE THE CUTEST FANART OHMYGOSH AWWWW!!!!









ARGHHHHHHHHH DANG YOU FANART!!! QUIT THIS CRAP I AM TRYING TO NOT SHIP THESE TWO FROM HERE TO TIMBUCKTWO! AUGHHH!! DX
THAT DOES IT GOOGLE SOMETHING ELSE!



OHHHHMYGOSH JIM BALTO AND----DANGIT GOOGLE SOMETHING ELSE!

melody and jimmy? awwwwwww that one fits i like that----

....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOOK AT TAT! HIS FACE! SHE'S LIKE CRYING CUZ SHE DIDN'T GET THE SHOES SHE WANTED AND HE'S JUST LIKE UGH WHEN CAN I FLY AWAY FROM HERE YOU OVERDRAMATIC FISH? XD XD XD





OH GOSH NEVERMIND I CANT SHIP THEM XD

OKAY LETS KEEP GOING.

JIM AND JASMINE? LOL NOPE.

JIM AND MEG? NUH UH. HERC IS HER MAN ALL THE WAY, NO CHANCE OF HER STRAYING.

JIM AND TANGLED CHICK?! NOOOOO NONONONONO ABSOLUTELY NOT!

JIM AND ALICE OR JIM WITH WHATSHERFACE FROM PETER PAN. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS HER NAME? OH NEVERMIND.

JIMBO AND HIS OWN MOM? YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?

JIM AND BELLE? NOPE SHE LIKES THE MISUNDERSTOOD BULLIED TYPE.

JIM AND....NAMELESS MERMAID? OH SHE HAS A NAME! ARISTA. HMMM I HAVE NO OPINION ON HER SO....

JIM AND CINDY? NOPE.

JIM AND ALADIN AAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOO!



EWWWWWW JAFAR AND ARIEL? I KNEW I NEVER LIKED HER! SOMETHING WAS ALWAYS JUST SO.. FISHY ABOUT HER. (HAHAHA.. YES I KNOW. *SULKS IN EMO CORNER)

JIMBO AND LILO?! EWWWWWWWW YOU SICK SICK PEOPLE! JIM! BOY I WILL WHACK YOU WITH A SPOON YOU DIRTY PEDO!


i should probably give y'all's poor eyes a break from the caps huh? Sorry bout dat.

Jim and tarzan's girl? Jane? yeah her. Hahahaha no. We don't need anyone going banana's over a bad girl here. Stop it Maeko. Okay. This is too much.

TO SUM THIS UP: JIMBO WITH MAYBE ARISTA, MAYBE MELODY IF SHE DIDN'T WHINE SO MUCH(SHE GOT IT FROM HER MOMMA) AND NO MATTER HOW I PROTEST I ADORE THE FANART WITH HIM AND ARIEL SO NOW I WANT TO WRITE THOSE TWO TOGETHER AND CHANGE EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE ABOUT HER AND JUST USE HER FACE.

hahaha this song sounds like he's screaming that he wants the lice. what song is this? Break Me Down by Red. haha i love them but wow, he wants the lice. now that is true love at its....least sanitary XD

the whole time i looked all this up i was talking to a friend(i mentioned him recently, i dont remember what i nicknamed him so he's just a friend until i remember again) and saying how Jim with all these married women is like Jinx going for Beast Boy when clearly she is Kid Flash's! And anyway if she went for anyone else besides Kid it would be Cyborg not BB!

If you don't get this i feel bad for you, you might've had a very sad childhood. Or just didn't obsess over Teen Titans. One of the two.

BTW there's very little good art with Jinx and KF(lol KFC XD) so here's pretty much the only art there is.

hmmm... actually. whoa. what!? duuude theres good fanart now! -SQUEEEL!-
























Seriously guys you don't know how big a deal this is. Jinx and kid flash had zero decent drawings for so long i gave up hope. amazing fanfictions(ive read every one of them) but no art. and then i go and theres like a frickin boatload of beautiful art!!!


And now some Legend of Korra gifs just cuz.





















When I found out there was an Avatar sequel coming out I was the most excited I've ever been about anything. My whole family was. Anyone with my dad's last name or my mom's maiden name, male or female young or old happy or bitter was looking forward to this(im exagerating in case you cant tell..but it really was huge). It was as crazy as when people went nuts for the Royal Wedding *throws up a bit in mouth*. Huge deal. We couldn't wait to find out what happened to Zuko's mom. We were so excited. Then it came on and..... huge letdown. But now I'm planning on rewatching it, possibly tonight :P because- eh. it didn't give us what we wanted but it was well done, it was funny and it has a cool plot.


So yeah. If you survived this send me a comment. IF you're dead from such an intense nerd nirvana(or the shock that i used that word) send me a comment from the other side... or the nothingness that comes next or whatever you see when you die :) .

OH! Here's something you might actually care about! I'm not going to win NANOWRIMO this year. It's the 18th and i've gotten a single chapter-a horrible chapter-written.  I swear the moment I want to sit and type there's power outages, wifi failures, sick parents to care for, houses to clean, church stuff, basketball, more homework than i could imagine... the list goes on and on.

I'm really upset because i wanted to so bad this year... but i dont stand a chance now. But fear not my cute little minions! I will not quit Eve or Eve 2. I think one of them, if not both are going to be what I'm going to finally finish and hell freezing over couldn't stop me from pushing towards that. I think I could've done the nanowrimo this year if not for all the chaos so I'm not giving up hope. There's always next year!!!! Anyway peeps its 2 am and I'm gonna head off. I apologize for the mind rotting amount of gifs but its been one of those horrendous weekends and i really needed to just delve into a fictional world to escape this sucky thing called reality.

ugh i just realized its monday tomorrow. not only monday....monday morning. *shudders*
lol nope. I'm calling in sick, I'm so emotionally drained and physically pained that i could pull off saying that and it not being a lie. or i could just lie. either one.no. stop girl you are a good girl quit that!

aaaaanyways I'm out peeps! Love you random internet people!
GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT!


(insert random awesome links of awesomeness below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Rdc4eYE_A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZUYOCzvF_w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRTlT3DEydU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAT6xkr3apc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GQsD0KGC8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0FCo6bmLM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGqxf86cZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1tfQBMgF1U

Each of these are completely different and i recommend clicking them all(then commenting). or even leave out the part  thats in parenthesis and just watch. trust me, you'll enjoy them. or dont trust me. if you have trust issues then dont trust me, and still click them all. thank you love you goodnight world!



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