Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Torture, Murderers,Rape, Peanuts.. Ahhh home sweet home.

ONE NIGHT YEAH ONE MORE TIME THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES! SEE! HE TASTES LIKE YOU BUT SWEETERRRRRRRWHOAOHOH! CANNIBAL SOOOONG~~~~~~

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oh, hi. *turns off music* Hang on, lemme get into character.

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Why hello my seductive little minx. How nice of you to join us!

-sighhhh-- The one time I promise to have a post up the next day, 5 days later I get back to you. I'd apologize but I'm too lazy. Anyway- HAPPY THANKSGIVING WEEK!!!! :D :D :D Or as some moron has decided to call it; HAPPY HARVEST MEAL!!! Lol No. Seriously? Why? Because you might begin to wonder who you're thankful to? *Facepalm*  Normallers... I'll never understand them.

Sooo I promised movie reviews and I'm here(fashionably late) to deliver! Then we'll go to whatever I feel the need to ramble about.


Stuck in Love

Quite possibly my new favorite movie, though I admit that's a result of the memories I have with it than the actual movie. Only two people(plus the one it involved) know what happened but let's just say I was smiling like an idiot all night and I wrote in my [journal, diary, yellow notepad of awesomeness] for the first time in forever.

The movie was great! I liked the actors, they did a good job. Lots of cussing, LOTS of really big word cussing, but, honestly it's nothing you won't hear on a schoolbus or scrolling down a facebook newsfeed. It had me cringing but at the same time I knew it was gonna be like that so it wasn't too terrible.
 The story is a dad who's in denial about his wife that's left him, as well as about the kids and their lives. I can kinda relate to that, since my dad still wears his wedding ring and won't date. The kids... well,
One blames the mom and won't talk to her, the other is so high that he barely registers where he's at when he's around the mom.
Aside from the blantant asking random buttholes for sex- me and the girl had a lot in common. The whole not trusting love, not wanting anything to do with it. The whole using witty, harsh words to keep a wall between herself and the world- It reminds me of how I was about a year and a half ago. And still am a lot of the time. Then there was her guy.. maybe it's because he was Logan Lerman that I loved him so much. Maybe it's because if you take out the cussing he was the spitting image of how my crush (i hate that word so much but I can't find another that fits) acts. Sighhhh Overall it was really well done. I think the ending came a little rushed. Like,it went from Climax-dun dun duhhh ohmygosh whats gonna happen to the ending really quick. No one else probably thinks that, that's just me being weird but I noticed.


OVERALL
Acting: 8/10(all the main characters were great)
Plot 9/10
Effects 7/10
awesomeness 9/10


Catching Fire!!!!!!!

From the eyes of a person watching a movie- it was fabulous. A few parts where unless you've read the book you are completely lost and it was annoying. From someone who read the books it was a good movie, I liked it but they changed a lot. Not in the arena, the arena was almost exactly like the book except for them not explaining some things so people would understand.  Before and after the arena though, was not very good at all in my eyes.

Here's the thing about movie theatres.

  • You can't shift in your seat without someone glaring at you.
  • When your mom squeals in terror you can't pause to laugh and make fun of her so you choose to drink your drink-which is stupid and results in choking. 
  • When you have a panic attack you can't pause and go out, you have to trip over all the people around you, force yourself not to hyperventilate and go dip your head underwater in the sinks. 
At first I was not pleased with the acting at all. Mom said Katniss was a better actor this time around, I said she was worse. Then about halfway through the interviews I remembered that she is actually supposed to be a bad actor, so taking that into account I realized that Jennifer was really good at acting a bad actor :P We actually came in late- due to horrible traffic -_-  We came in with President Snow threatening her, which means we missed the kiss  D8 I'll see it again and let you know from start to finish how it was :3 You can bet your butt we're getting it on dvd asap.

Okay I don't know how or why but PEETA WAS SO HOT THIS TIME! I first saw him from the side and I was like whoa who is that hunk, then he turns and I'm like OHMYGOSH WHAT HAPPENED?!!? PUBERTY DONE RIGHT! BOOYAH!!! -swoooon-
That's not to say I'm a team Peeta but it means in the movie I am between him and gale, not finnick :/
Finnick..-sigh- In the arena he got better but... he was-in my less than humble opinion-not good. Not good looking, not good at acting and not good at being Finnick. They made him a jerk! Like he's a witty jerk in the book but he was like a smart mouth that if I met in real life I would want to smack. Not to mention... he's got a babyface. Finnick is this slim, sleek fisherboy with abs for miles and a very masculine face in my mind. In here.. his face wasn't cute and his poor acting even made his abs(if you could call em that) not even attractive. To say I was disappointed is an understatement. Then the part with him and Mags, or him with Annie- it just felt forced. The only part where I thought he was a good actor was his screaming for Annie. That's the only part. Hmmm.. Y'know how you can tell when an actor is actually like trying to be his character and when they're just like eh its just another job? he was the latter in this, in my eyes. The girls behind me were thinking he was an amazing actor so clearly it's not the main opinion. 

The tributes... very well done. Johanna was exactly what I imagined, except with less of a high pitched voice :P All the careers and everyone were great, I was a bit disappointed by how little we knew of the others but I can see why they didn't bring that in so much. They were ruthless, and looked very good in my eyes. 

the other characters, Cinna and Effie and Prim and Haymitch. I think these characters did the best. Oh and Ceasar. Ceasar Flickerman. I love him :3 I think Cinna was spot on as usual, I'm so proud of how well they did him. Effie was good, I loved the parts where she was in. Haymitch did good, there were parts of his script that kinda sounded pointless. Idk, just like they had him say things that didn't seem to flow with everything else. Prim.... I wasn't happy with her acting. I love the girl that plays her but this time it was like she lost all her talent. Kinda disappointing.
President Snow... his acting was sublime, however! For any of the book readers you know well that there is something involving a mouth that is crucial to the entire story, and pull together the evilness of him. That was barely in there. And the way it was, if you weren't a diehard fan who had read it a million times you would miss it- and if you haven't read it then you are completely lost at this part, like my poor momma was :P  CRAAAP IM BEING KICKED OFF

OKAY!
Acting 7/10 
Effects 9/10
Book accuracy (in the arena 9/10) (before/after the arena 6/10) 

OH! One other thing is in the first movie there was like ZERO music in the background. In CF there was music every other minute and it distracted me so bad. At parts it felt like it wasn't background music, it was the main thing and the acting was the background stuff. I love the playlist but that was annoying -_- 



Real life: 

Had one side of thanksgiving at dad's side of the family on Sunday, spent time with cousins and managed to not talk to dad at all and avoid him(wanna know why go read Screw You, Sir on my figment account.)

Sooooo something scary happened the night before last. Our heater broke and no one knows how to fix it. apparently it's a kind that no one has ever seen or worked with -_- As a result me and mom had to sleep in one room. I passed out quick, then she woke me up at 3 the frick AM with her youtube video -_- I was beyond furious and couldn't get back to sleep until 6:30. The alarm was going off at 6:45. mom let me sleep and I almost wish she hadn't. ... I'm gonna post screenshots of mine and a friends conversation where I talked to him about it because I don't want to think about it enough to rewrite it. 


warning: church stuff coming up. deal with it.














..Yah. Rape Dreams. Rude Satan. Epic girl misionaries. What a day.
After that we got on the road, heading about 2 hours south to my mom's mom lives. We'll be here till Friday <3 My mom's sister and her demon children will be here (tuesday night) tonight, which means a day and a half of time I have to myself. Time to myself involves The Blacklist, reading, writing, drawing, turning on the music channels on tv and listening to Michael Buble and T.G. Sheppard singing christmas songs <3 Went to bed around 3ish after watching that swimming anime, Free for a little bit. I really want to finish that one, just to say I did... but it's so purely gay and outrageous that I can only handle so much fanservice in one sitting. I've made it through four episodes so far. It's hilarious, so blantantly gay that the people denying that... well they're lying to themselves. The abs I don't mind. The tiny fabric they call underwear and the crotch camera views.. not so hot to me. It screams desperation to me, and its a turn off XP  I don't want to see the "supple curve of his butt" either -_- That went above and beyond uncomfortable for me. I do want to finish it because theres a scene where the swim team suddenly can't swim and are drowning, and the ridiculous irony of that seems like it will be hilarious. We all know they won't die, no one would kill off that many hot dudes. Thinking that would be like thinking there won't be a happy ending to a barbie movie.  So laughing at the people that take it serious will be very amusing :3

CURRENT DAY(Tuesday)
Get woken up at 6 to go get surgery. There's this horrid stuff called Cold Spray.... it's literally called that I took a picture of the bottle and everything. We call it hell in a bottle. I've never felt something so painful. Like it's a thing to spray on, it hurts(understatement of the millennium) and then makes ya numb. I'd almost rather them not numb me, give me the surgery without numbing me than go through that torture. nah... not that much but i hate that stuff. So painful. Then I put on some headphones and let them cut me open, mess around inside my skin, pull stuff out and replace it with stuff. Lots of fun.

Then we get home, get out of the car and my grandpa is hollering at us that a murderer got lose about a mile down the road. He heard it on the grapevine so we can only half believe it, but even still I'm not allowed to go outside-in the field or woods or even the frickin yard -_____-  Ahh :3 Home sweet home.
Now I'm nomming on boiled peanuts-truly the best thing about the south- sitting in front of the fire and watching the leaves blow outside the window. It's so pretty I wanna go out so bad. But no. The one time I'm around my paradise I'm bed(or couch)ridden for the entire time that I'll be alone. When the cousins come I'll be able to get up, but still not go outside cuz I can't be exposed to any type of bacteria or grossness. The doctor said that and I told him he better write a prescription to keep the boys away. Last time I was hurt my midget cousin snotted directly on my wound. -_-


GOTTA GO. Good bye my sweet turtledoves, I will be back when I'm back. Here's some pics until I return.












Thursday, November 21, 2013

movies!!!!

soooo movie night is tonight.. and tomorrow night because


WE'RE GOING TO CATCHING FIRE!!!!!

*the audience roars!*

and to celebrate

*coughcough* oh excuse me. lets get back to normal size.

To celebrate we sat down to a movie for the first time in almost a month.

We were gonna watch Hunger Games... but mom makes me skip the violence so i didn't wanna do that.
I searched for movie trailers, found one i want to see thats not out yet called the Delivery Man(look it up), one called Stuck on Love that I'm gonna watch alone tomorrow or tonight probably. Aaaand finally we found the one we watched.  It's called Unconditional, based on true events.
I can't really say anything without giving out spoilers. My friend asked me what its about and I told him it's a real life movie.

Harsh truth, false justice, misunderstandings, pain, sorrow, hope, happiness, innocence, compassion, tragedy, heartache, temptation.

It's not the best made movie, but the story is great, the characters made me laugh and cry.... and the note that Joe wrote to Sam at the end... it was speaking to me. Cheesy I know, but it's true.


It's a great movie.

Plotline I give 5/5
Acting I give 3/5 (Sam wasn't always a good actress and the children, but Joe was great)
Effects I give 4/5


Now wish me luck. I'm gonna try and watch Stuck in Love tonight, and if not tomorrow. either way there will be a review up. It's got the chick who i didnt' like in mortal instruments,its got logan lerman and several grown up actors who's names i don't recall but i like.

a man in denial, a nerdy brother, a promiscuous sister, a fickle ex, and a bunch of weirdos. I can't wait :3

Later peeps! wish me luck!!!
and as hard as it will be i will try not to spoil catching fire until its months later and if you havent seen it by then then too bad.


byeeeee!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

L O K? Not my thing

Sooooo guess what I found out when trying to watch Legend of Korra online?  It has a whole other season!

And I didn't know until now because we don't have a tv. Sooo yeah, brainfart on my part.

Sooo in the first season I was quick to judge, the art style, the atmosphere, the drama.. everything.
I figured this time around I would try to look at it as just a new season and not judge it based on it Not Being  As Good As Avatar TLA.

I am now two episodes in and I realize something. This is like twilight. It would be better without the main girl.  Harsh girl! >:O   Yes I know.  But seriously.

She treats her boyfriend like trash, she's rude to every single nice person, and then she tries to play the victim and I'm just like




I apologize to any of you that enjoy it. I don't. Or... actually I do! Until she speaks. Then it's just one big eye roll

But serriously! I like Mako and Bolin and Tenzin and all the little midgets and the cabbage man and her dad and the weird levitating guy and everyone- except Korra.  I liked her a bit in the other season so I think I'm gonna ditch this cabbage festival and go back to step one- and stay there.

No.... wait....." It's hard being the avatar. " "It's harder being the avatar's boyfriend"
....dangit. OKAY FINE ILL FINISH IT!  But I'm gonna gripe and complain and insult her the entire time.. like right now for example

-le gasp- Whaaat?! you mean the shady jerkwad man who makes you hate your father isn't a nice guy? Wowwwww I never woulda guessed.

Okay I found something I can't insult. She's so pretty!!! ...That's about all she's got going for her though. That and the independant spirit that I would normally love in a girl character but bugs me to death in her. I dunno why, I know tons of people love her.  I'm gonna shut up now..



Please don't take offense to my late night ramblings. or do. Whatever suits your fancy.

Later peeps!



Monday, November 18, 2013

nerd's new discovery!!!!! lots of teen titans, lots of ohmygosh srsly?!, lots of CAPS LOCK, lots of gifs. mostly gifs. Aaand then a little stuff tacked on at the end that you might actually care about

so im derping on google when someehow i end up on mulan. then i end up on mushu.(in case you cant tell im on a laptop and too lazy to capitolize anything. deal with it.)

and im just laughing at gifs and what i translate them to be. for example:

When A) a girl sees a football player in all his padding then he takes it off and he's skinnier than mushu 
           B) a girl is wearing a pushup bra when her boobs are really smaller than an ant butt(idek)

And so yeah. one of my hobbies ever since i found the internet is googling random stuff and this time im gonna take you down the path of evil with me. This is your last chance to escape.

When I'm trying so hard to write and finally think I've got something.

When I'm trying to look cool with someting i say and my brain is just like lol nope you gonna look a fool instead!









when i get told (not exact quote) Oh you like anime? so you like the gay porn drawings?
me: Anime! not yaoi! i dont do dat tongue thing!


Then theres this one and I can't come up with a relatable post(comment if you have one. or if you dont. or if you do! :D) but I just cant stop staring at it and laughing on the in side.

Then I end up back on just Mulan and im like oooh so pretty! she has so much good fanart im so proud of these guys!!!



Oooh theres that amazing lady who was in that movie that im basing my book off of!!!!


And then

I come across something that I had not prepared my heart for.


. . . . . . o.e (eyetwitch)   
What. Did I just see? ......?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! @O@OHMYGOSH WHAT?! WHUT!?!?! MULAN AND JIM!? MY TWO FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTERS....TOGETHER?! IT MAKES SENSE! HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS SOONE- NO! NO GIRL GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! MULAN HAS SHANG. OHMYGOSH SHANG! MULAN YOU UNGRATEFUL SKANKY GEISHA!!!!! OHMYGOSHHHHHHH!!!!

And no matter how much i tried to stop myself... i googled Mulan and Jim.

This is my face while looking at it




WHEN SUDDENLY



:v :V :O :C unacceptable! Jimbo have you left even one girl for their prince?!

AND THEN IT GETS WORSE


AWWWW HECK NAW!! ALADIN GET YOUR EYES OFF HER BOOBS! THEY'RE NON EXISTENT AND YOU WONT SETTLE FOR LESS THAN A E CUP SO DONT PLAY WITH THIS MARRIED GIRL'S FEELINGS!!!
MARRIED.... OHMYGOSH RASHA!
GET YOUR STRIPED BUTT OVER HERE AND TAKE THIS STREET RAT BACK TO HIS GIRL!
HE HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!


OKAY NOW BACK TO JIM. THERES JUST NO END OF IT!

AWW THIS IS CUTE!
THEN I SEE THIS AND IM REMINDED HOW I NEVER LIKED LITTLE MISS NEVER SATISFIED.

AND HOW MY BEAUTIFUL ADORABLE SWEET JIMBO DESERVES FAAAR BETTER!
IF SHE HAD A DIFFERENT PERSONALITY I THINK SHE'D BE PERFECT WITH HIM. BUT NO. HER AS HER IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.... BUT THEY HAVE THE CUTEST FANART OHMYGOSH AWWWW!!!!









ARGHHHHHHHHH DANG YOU FANART!!! QUIT THIS CRAP I AM TRYING TO NOT SHIP THESE TWO FROM HERE TO TIMBUCKTWO! AUGHHH!! DX
THAT DOES IT GOOGLE SOMETHING ELSE!



OHHHHMYGOSH JIM BALTO AND----DANGIT GOOGLE SOMETHING ELSE!

melody and jimmy? awwwwwww that one fits i like that----

....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOOK AT TAT! HIS FACE! SHE'S LIKE CRYING CUZ SHE DIDN'T GET THE SHOES SHE WANTED AND HE'S JUST LIKE UGH WHEN CAN I FLY AWAY FROM HERE YOU OVERDRAMATIC FISH? XD XD XD





OH GOSH NEVERMIND I CANT SHIP THEM XD

OKAY LETS KEEP GOING.

JIM AND JASMINE? LOL NOPE.

JIM AND MEG? NUH UH. HERC IS HER MAN ALL THE WAY, NO CHANCE OF HER STRAYING.

JIM AND TANGLED CHICK?! NOOOOO NONONONONO ABSOLUTELY NOT!

JIM AND ALICE OR JIM WITH WHATSHERFACE FROM PETER PAN. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS HER NAME? OH NEVERMIND.

JIMBO AND HIS OWN MOM? YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?

JIM AND BELLE? NOPE SHE LIKES THE MISUNDERSTOOD BULLIED TYPE.

JIM AND....NAMELESS MERMAID? OH SHE HAS A NAME! ARISTA. HMMM I HAVE NO OPINION ON HER SO....

JIM AND CINDY? NOPE.

JIM AND ALADIN AAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOO!



EWWWWWW JAFAR AND ARIEL? I KNEW I NEVER LIKED HER! SOMETHING WAS ALWAYS JUST SO.. FISHY ABOUT HER. (HAHAHA.. YES I KNOW. *SULKS IN EMO CORNER)

JIMBO AND LILO?! EWWWWWWWW YOU SICK SICK PEOPLE! JIM! BOY I WILL WHACK YOU WITH A SPOON YOU DIRTY PEDO!


i should probably give y'all's poor eyes a break from the caps huh? Sorry bout dat.

Jim and tarzan's girl? Jane? yeah her. Hahahaha no. We don't need anyone going banana's over a bad girl here. Stop it Maeko. Okay. This is too much.

TO SUM THIS UP: JIMBO WITH MAYBE ARISTA, MAYBE MELODY IF SHE DIDN'T WHINE SO MUCH(SHE GOT IT FROM HER MOMMA) AND NO MATTER HOW I PROTEST I ADORE THE FANART WITH HIM AND ARIEL SO NOW I WANT TO WRITE THOSE TWO TOGETHER AND CHANGE EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE ABOUT HER AND JUST USE HER FACE.

hahaha this song sounds like he's screaming that he wants the lice. what song is this? Break Me Down by Red. haha i love them but wow, he wants the lice. now that is true love at its....least sanitary XD

the whole time i looked all this up i was talking to a friend(i mentioned him recently, i dont remember what i nicknamed him so he's just a friend until i remember again) and saying how Jim with all these married women is like Jinx going for Beast Boy when clearly she is Kid Flash's! And anyway if she went for anyone else besides Kid it would be Cyborg not BB!

If you don't get this i feel bad for you, you might've had a very sad childhood. Or just didn't obsess over Teen Titans. One of the two.

BTW there's very little good art with Jinx and KF(lol KFC XD) so here's pretty much the only art there is.

hmmm... actually. whoa. what!? duuude theres good fanart now! -SQUEEEL!-
























Seriously guys you don't know how big a deal this is. Jinx and kid flash had zero decent drawings for so long i gave up hope. amazing fanfictions(ive read every one of them) but no art. and then i go and theres like a frickin boatload of beautiful art!!!


And now some Legend of Korra gifs just cuz.





















When I found out there was an Avatar sequel coming out I was the most excited I've ever been about anything. My whole family was. Anyone with my dad's last name or my mom's maiden name, male or female young or old happy or bitter was looking forward to this(im exagerating in case you cant tell..but it really was huge). It was as crazy as when people went nuts for the Royal Wedding *throws up a bit in mouth*. Huge deal. We couldn't wait to find out what happened to Zuko's mom. We were so excited. Then it came on and..... huge letdown. But now I'm planning on rewatching it, possibly tonight :P because- eh. it didn't give us what we wanted but it was well done, it was funny and it has a cool plot.


So yeah. If you survived this send me a comment. IF you're dead from such an intense nerd nirvana(or the shock that i used that word) send me a comment from the other side... or the nothingness that comes next or whatever you see when you die :) .

OH! Here's something you might actually care about! I'm not going to win NANOWRIMO this year. It's the 18th and i've gotten a single chapter-a horrible chapter-written.  I swear the moment I want to sit and type there's power outages, wifi failures, sick parents to care for, houses to clean, church stuff, basketball, more homework than i could imagine... the list goes on and on.

I'm really upset because i wanted to so bad this year... but i dont stand a chance now. But fear not my cute little minions! I will not quit Eve or Eve 2. I think one of them, if not both are going to be what I'm going to finally finish and hell freezing over couldn't stop me from pushing towards that. I think I could've done the nanowrimo this year if not for all the chaos so I'm not giving up hope. There's always next year!!!! Anyway peeps its 2 am and I'm gonna head off. I apologize for the mind rotting amount of gifs but its been one of those horrendous weekends and i really needed to just delve into a fictional world to escape this sucky thing called reality.

ugh i just realized its monday tomorrow. not only monday....monday morning. *shudders*
lol nope. I'm calling in sick, I'm so emotionally drained and physically pained that i could pull off saying that and it not being a lie. or i could just lie. either one.no. stop girl you are a good girl quit that!

aaaaanyways I'm out peeps! Love you random internet people!
GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT!


(insert random awesome links of awesomeness below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Rdc4eYE_A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZUYOCzvF_w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRTlT3DEydU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAT6xkr3apc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GQsD0KGC8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0FCo6bmLM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGqxf86cZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1tfQBMgF1U

Each of these are completely different and i recommend clicking them all(then commenting). or even leave out the part  thats in parenthesis and just watch. trust me, you'll enjoy them. or dont trust me. if you have trust issues then dont trust me, and still click them all. thank you love you goodnight world!